#people should stop using Cardin for ntr in general
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NTR RWBY (Not really)
Narrator: After Salem's defeat and the departure of Ozma our heroes are back in Beacon as students beacuse after Atlas fall the were 'tecnically' not licensed Huntress and Huntsman. So they were back in a rebuilded Beacon who was directed by Headmaster Qrow Braween (Glynda Goodwitch retire after the war ended.). Now in Beacons courtyard we can see the 4 year student Cardin Winchester who still thinks that Beacon was still the same from his 1 first year (he is wrong)
Cardin: Why does Arc, Pine, Ren, Wukong and Xiao Long have hot girlfriends and I the most cool and handsome student dosen't have nothing (he is coping)
Narrator: You see dear viewer, Cardin was obssed with a tag in his +18 content that was call NTR, so he thinks that he can steal and humilated a pearson, beacuse he thinks NTR is cool.
Cardins mind:
Ruby: Oh! Cardin, you are so sexy and hung! I will leave Oscar just to be with you!
Weiss: Same here! Cardin! You are more stronger and hung that the limp dick Jaune has!
Nora: Renny dosen't have the masculinity you have Cardin!
Velvet: I'm just a cum bucket for you master! Sun is a useless animal!
Blake and Yang: Master please! Please make us love dick again
Back to reality:
Cardin: Hahaha! Now all Beacon will see who is the real Giga Chad alpha male stud king of harems!
Narrator: Now with that 'boost' of motivation Cardin decide to 'steal away' the most beatifull women in Beacon
1st attemp: Ruby Rose
Cardin: Hey there sexy Rose!
Ruby visible cringening to the nickname: Hello Cardin. How are you?
Cardin: I'm good. But I heard that Pines is not plesurering you and he is nothing more than a loser femboy farmboy. So how about if I help you *tries to grab her butt* with tha-
Ruby who now is piss: HELL NO!! *grabs Cardin arm and throw him to the neares trashcan* NOBODY TALKS TRASH OF MY PRINCES!!! *goes to look for Oscar*
Cardin: *groans in pain*
2st Attemp: Weiss Schenne
Cardin: Hey Ice Queen!
Weiss not even looking at him and waiting for Jaune to both go to a date: Hello Winchester.
Cardin: I heard that Jauney Boy is not given you atten- *is converted in to a frozen statue*
Weiss: Yeah I know what follows Cardin. And no, I'm not interested in cheating or being close to you. And now that you excuse me, I must go to a date with me boyfriend *goes to where Jaune is waiting*
3th attempt: Nora Valkyrie
Cardin: Hey Valk- *Is hited by Magnhild in the balls*
Nora: NORA SCORES!!!
4th Attemp: Velvet Scarletina
Cardin: Hey there Slut Bunny!
Sun who was nearby: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALLED MY GRILFRIEND BICHESTER!!!??
Cardin shakeking in fear: Nothing Wuko- *is attacked by Velvet with a copy of Crocea Mors*
Velvet: *ALOT of Austrilian insults and slurs* AND GET OUT!!! *grabs Sun abs and start making out with Sun*
5th and final attempt: Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long
Cardin: Hey there bitches!
Blake and Yang who both are furriosly making out not even looking to Cardin: *Both punch Cardin to the orbit*
Later in the hospital
Narrator: And thus Cardin ended in the hospital for all his injuries. What was the moral of the story?
Cardin: Beacon woman are crazy?
Narrator: No you idiot! Is to not act like life is a fucking porno and you are the guy who NTR the MC you dumb fuck!
(Acclarations: I don't hate Cardin, is just that I hate when the use him for NTR, so I decide to create this post with the idea of what would really happend if NTR!Cardin try to steal away women in Beacon and failed misserable)
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